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上帝的门诊

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假如中西药皆无法改良你的情况,试试挂上帝的诊所,试看看?开的处方有不效?

我去上帝的诊所做例行体检,检查结果发现:我真的病了。

上帝量我的血压时,他发现我的「温跟亲切」太低。

他量我的体温时,温度计上显示的是着急40º

他替我做心电图时,发现我必须作好多少个「爱的绕道手术」,因为我的血管被「寂寞」梗阻,无奈供给血液给空虚的心脏。

我还必需进行骨科矫正,因为嫉妒使我跌倒而骨折,导致我无法与兄弟姊妹并肩而行、也无奈拥抱我的友人。

?也发明我近视了,由于我只看到我的兄弟姐妹们的弊病。

当我埋怨听不明白时,诊断显示我已不再倾听神天天对我说的话。

对这所有,耶稣善意的给我免费的倡导,我也保障在我离开诊所后,只采用依照?真谛之言所给的天然疗法的处方:

1.每天早上,喝一大杯「感恩」,永利棋牌

2.工作时,吃一汤匙的「宁静」

3.每个小时,吃一片「耐烦」,

4.一杯「手足情谊」,以及一杯「谦?」

5.当我回到家里时,服用一份「挚爱」,永利棋牌

6.要睡觉以前,服用两颗「心安理得」。

对今天所经历的所有,不要陷于悲伤、扫兴!

I went to the Lord’s Clinic to have my routine check-up and it confirmed I was ill:

When Jesus took my blood pressure, He saw I was low in tenderness.

When he read my temperature, the thermometer registered 40º of anxiety

He ran an electrocardiogram and found that I needed several “love bypasses” since my arteries were blocked with loneliness and could not provide for an empty heart.

I went to orthopedics,永利棋牌, because I could not walk by my brother’s side and I could not hug my friends, since I had fractured myself when tripping with envy.

He also found I was shortsighted, since I could not see beyond the shortcomings of my brothers and sisters.

When I complained about deafness, the diagnosis was that I had stopped listening to Jesus’ voice talking to me on a daily basis.

For all of that, Jesus gave me a free consultation thanks to his mercifulness, so my pledge is to, once I leave this clinic, only take the natural remedies he prescribed through his words of truth:

1.Every morning, take a full glass of gratitude

2.When getting to work, take one spoon of peace

3.Every hour, take one pill of patience, one cup of brotherhood and one glass of humility

4.When getting home, take one dose of love

5.When getting to bed, take two caplets of clear conscience

Do not give in into sadness or desperation for what you are going through today.

God bless you!

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